Doctors told me I have low thiamine, low vitamin D and high blood pressure.My doctors also told me to cut down on alcohol. So I did. 2 months later, my doctors told me no alcohol whatsoever…
So here are some things I want to do to occupy my time since I cannot drink—socially, leisurely, or simply for the taste of good whiskey and wine. Note: I love whiskey. I love wine.
Get a pet snake.
Sign up for a marathon. Don’t train. Just run it.
Fight a bear.
Start my own religion.
Stalk a ventriloquist.
Build a life-size Mario Bros 1, World 2, diorama.
Invent a disease and cure it.
Rob a robber.
File bankruptcy.
Fight all members in a fight club in one night.
Paint my living room with a Q-Tip.
Count sand.
Get a tattoo for each day I’m dry for the next few months.






NLCS Game 4, the one where we killt it in the 9th / the fun N-train ride home
World Series Game 2, the one with the 9-0 shutout.










