I went down a notch on my belt and my skinny jeans feel baggy. I think I have a tapeworm (don’t take me seriously, I’m over dramatic). My clothes, which Kate already claims are way too tight on me, feel like they’re getting looser. I pig out and stuff my face with cupcakes, cookies, donuts and chocolates two to three times a day (seriously). I don’t work out. I sit at a desk all day. My bike ride is only 12 miles. Yes. I have a tapeworm. I complained about this at work and had fecal matter thrown at me. Anyhow, remember 2002?
