Sadly, it’s pretty common for me to witness bums and crackheads pissing in corners, puking on themselves and once in a while I catch them defecating It’s gross. These are public places. We walk, sit, eat and talk in these places. We wait in lines in places that smell like asscrack and piss because bums and crackheads taint them with their essences.
But today… today was different. The guy I saw peeing was peeing in a gutter. Sure, his penis was exposed in broad daylight, 8:30 in the morning, on Market Street and Second, near a bunch of suited up businesspeople. But I admit, this guy had more class than anybody else of his kind. His pee is flowing with the rest civilized people’s waste as opposed to drying up a stench in some store front or corridor.