Again, somehow,the dude upstairs manages to spill the liquid laundry detergent on the dryer while leaving a nasty, slippery mess on the ground. Thanks for trying to keep the bottom of my shoes smelling pretty but I’d rather not worry about slipping and cracking my skull on the account of rain and spilled laundry detergent. Get some sense, dude. Seriously. It’s not cute.
Now I gotta go out there with my Windex and some Bounty select-a-size sheets to clean up some other fool’s mess. What a waste of Select-a-Size. That’s some good shit. Expensive though.