Kate has an interview in less than 14 hours. Kate has to a portfolio submission by this Friday.
Jeff tries printing. Print quality shows banding. Jeff runs printer head cleaning. Ink runs out. Jeff just replaced the ink over a month ago and hasn’t used much of it. Ink still runs low. Jeff prints Kate’s process manual. It’s all fucked up. Jeff tries to print Kate’s leave-behind. Leave-behind looks all fucked up. Jeff cleans nozzles. Now printer doesn’t feed paper. Jeff gives up and goes to brother’s computer. Jeff tries printing. It feeds two pieces of paper at the same time, depleting his stock of paper. Jeff feeds one more of the good stock. It totally misaligns. Jeff quits using Preview and tries installing Adobe Reader onto brother’s computer. It says it’s incompatible even though it says it’s for PPC and Intel Macs. Jeff tries again. it doesn’t work. Jeff then tries to install Adobe Acrobat Professional 8 onto brother’s computer. Jeff gets a kernel panic.
Jeff finally gives up. Kate goes home. Jeff jams his fingers into the printer’s feeding mechanism and violently yanks. Jeff breaks printer. Jeff feels better. Jeff hates technology. Jeff should have been asleep 2 hours ago. Jeff is a good guy and tries to help out his fiance for her interview but Jeff fails. Jeff wants to collect used syringes and stick them in his eye sockets.
Jeff wants to sleep but he is too distracted.
And of course. As Jeff expected. The blog doesn’t publish. (1:23AM).