My mom scolded me when I told her I drink my wine of awesomeness (Arbor Mist) at 4:30 in the morning because it lets my mind rest before I have to wake up at 6:30 to go to school. Without that relaxant, I’m awake for an hour and a half trying to sleep. My mind rarely rests. But tonight, yes, tonight folks, I am drinking my “wine” early, out of my usual coffee mug, to calm me down. It sounds grown-up to say I am drinking wine, but it really isn’t. It’s a $5.49 bottle of fruit flavored wine.
I’m thankful to be with a chick just as weird as me. It was a normal thing for her to watch me vacuum hair off of my head with the hose so I can reduce the amount of hair that sheds when I shower. In fact, she walked over and vacuumed it for me. True story. A normal early morning at the Reyes-Tanhueco Place.