Kate and I have a plan to participate in being roadway vigilantes by renting a U-haul truck and launching tumbleweed at shitty drivers. Before we pursue this, we need to figure out something to do with people using blue leds as Christmas lights. 1. They’re not Christmas colors. 2. They hurt our eyes. 3. You can see them from 3 miles away. 4. It looks like the house is one big bluetooth device. Did some company produce far too many blue LEDs? They’re everywhere. Bluetooth. Nintendo Wii. Samsung plasmas. My external hard drive and not people’s homes.