I am going to deal with five months of awkward hair. It’s just too worth it to have long hair again. Number one, I can walk around unrecognized. Number two, it just feels sexier. Number three, I can do slow motion Pantene sequences with a slight breeze gently lifting each strand of my hair. Plus, I feel burdened to have to spend 20 minutes on cutting my hair when I have so much work I should be doing instead of grooming myself. Hah, that last statement makes me sound like a hairy eastern European. I wish–sprout a chest hair or two.