Ya’ll remember Mary
[ohnomary.flamed.us]? She posted an mpeg of
herself. I would like to show you two crack addicts. The following
are mpegs of me on crack and Mary on crack. Who smokes the most crack?
The guitar pedal freak of the bandits chick? [rhetorical question. crack is
crack.]
Jeffrey [from post 02/06/04] vs.
Mary
[from post 02/21/04] <–save targets as
I may seem like a boring guy, but let me assure you, I am a pretty fun guy. If
you visit me, remind me to show you my collection of about 100 photographed strangers. I
also have a collection of my own mp3s that I’ve recorded since 2000–some of em ain’t even bein’ real songs; they just crazy. We can play
guitar, draw with crayons, talk music, gossip and read graphic design magazines.
Be my friend.
jeffrox7@yahoo.com
Walruses have the 2nd largest penis of all mammals. Do not EVEN THINK you are first. Everybody knows it’s Peter North.
Does anybody have an Expresso machine? Anybody??? If you do, sign my guestbook; let me know how it works. I am interested in one. Coffee bores me. Starbucks rapes me. Local coffee houses…well…I think they’re member of the KKK or something. They don’t like me but they are EXTREEEMELY nice to the caucasian crowd. It’s like being non-Vietnamese at Tung Kee–hostile service. I use MANNERS TOO! unlike other people. AHEM.
I remember walking around Wal-Mart with Jhun and Kate to pass time and I told Jhun I wanted the Michaelangelo Ninja Turtle action figure. He bought it for me. I love Jhun.
I love the part where Mr. Miyagi teaches Danian-San to apply chore techniques into kick-blocks and punch-blocks. Wax on. Wax off. Paint up & down. Paint Side-to-side. Scrub floor. HIYA! HIYA! HOO! HIYA! ZOOOOIT! Wahhhh! *bow* DANIEL-SAN! Always look into eye!
:::ATTENTION WOMEN:::
Do you want a man who can cook, who you’d least expect would cook? Well, women, I am your man! I just cooked…well..it’s baking right now…and I am not the type to brag..SHUT UP! I just prepared Tater Hot Dish and it’s damn good. Kate is at work. I did all by myself…2nd time in my life (excluding breakfast). Women..love me..men, adore me…BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? You can’t have me. I’m Kate’s, BIEEEEETCH!
Kate and I offered out hospitalities to Iris and Jason for dinner and a chat. It was awesome. I met Jason 2 years ago; cool guy. Iris…well…we were neighbors when I moved to Milpitas in 6th grade and we established history since. Kate cooked awesome mac and cheese with italian sausage and chicken breasted battered in frosted flakes. Listen to Incubus – Smile Lines, because Iris and Jason played it as they pulled out the driveway.
Incubus – “Zee Deveel” is song of the week. DL it to the right. Save target as.
Just 2 miles away, Chester is incessantly yelling about how he put his trust in her and push that as far as it can go but in the end it doesn’t really matter. The Linkin Park and Hoobastank concert is @ Arco Arena. Hoobastank is there tho, = ). What’s a Linkin Park? A melodic hook, with rap and a groggy yell, with cliche punk textural chords in dropped d or major chords, with a DJ and a bassist.
